It was SO much more!

Parker threw up twice in the middle of the night and threw up. Kevin handled it both times; had to change the sheets and clean the floor both times. GROSS!
The next morning was a school day and I was up and getting ready (already anticipating that Parker wasn't going to school). I'm sitting in our room doing my make-up about 15 minutes before Parker's alarm was to go off. And he comes into our bedroom.
Parker: "Mom, I need your help."
Me: "Hi Bud, how you feeling." (At this point I notice this shorts are around his ankles)
Parker: "I thought I had to fart but it was SO much more."

I WAS DYING INSIDE with laughter, but I held it together for the poor Parker. I said well, I think it's shower time. I waited until he got in the shower before I couldn't contain myself any more!! HAHAHAHA